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  1 Hurst Street, Birmingham, West Midlands B5 4AS

  Oceana Nightclub - Birmingham

  1 jethromuzz am 30 Juli 2008

  I spent one of the worst nights of my life in Oceana and vowed never to go back. It was actually quite good fun, I was with a lot of friends and we were celebrating the end of term but I could have been anywhere with those guys and it would have been more fun. To have fun in Oceana you have to make it fun, and I would suggest that it would be far easier and probably a lot more enjoyable if you just went to one of the other great clubs in Brum and dont have to try to make it fun, it just is.

  The music is enough to make you want to follow Van Gogh’s example and rip your own ears off and as if this wasn’t bad enough it is badly mixed by the so called DJs. The quality of the sound is poor and it is so loud you couldn’t possibly even have shout in the ear hole of the person next to you. Forgive me if I’m wrong but I thought clubs were places you went to to socialise and meet new people. No chance here, unless your on the pull.

  If you on the pull there are plenty of horrid girls flaunting there stuff and plenty of sleazy perverted middle aged men trying to get with them. I don’t think I have ever been in a more sleazy place and I’ve been to bondage clubs.

  If you don’t have a ticket you have to cue for hours to get to get in and when eventually you do get in you have to wait for an eternally long time to get a drink. All that standing outside in the cold builds up quite a thirst, at the risk of looking like an alcoholic it is worth buying as many drinks as you can hold in one go because you don’t want to have to keep on visiting the bar.

  The layout makes it almost impossible to find someone if you loose them even if you know exactly where abouts they are from phoning them, itself a hard task because you have to try and find an area of reception that isn’t subject to about 120 decibels of noise.

  So, its cleaner than a lot of the clubs in Birmingham and its not often you hear of fights there, but that doesn’t make it a good night as far as I’m concerned. Don’t go unless you are with a bunch of friends and even then do yourself a favour and go somewhere else.

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  Well at least its somewhere to contain the “horrid girls” and “perverted men”.

  2 September 2008 von RNagle

  

  nice review luke made me chuckle . R4

  20 Oktober 2008 von Arf

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